The Parking Ticket

ORC:
I've been having a bad bad day
Come on Gimli put that axe away
I'm asking you please no!
You've my sincere apologies
You've got the killing expertise
You'll cut my collar through like cheese
I'm begging let me go!
You've got me down upon my knees
You could just slaughter me with ease
I really hate those bloody trees

GIMLI:
Forty-two, Master Legolas!

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